2021 jokes to drop this Christmas

Here's 15 jokes to drop this Christmas that are so 2021 (plus some classics in the mix). 

2018 just wouldn't understand...

What does Santa use to clean his hands?

Santa-tiser

This Christmas I got you a bottle of the finest alcohol I could find. 

It kills 99% of germs and comes in a pump pack.

Why were the passengers annoyed when boarding a flight for Christmas?

The pilot announced he was working from home! 

I'm still making my Christmas travel plans. 

I can't decide between Los Lounges, San Sebathroom, Porto Recliner, Queensbedland or Lawnceston. 

This holiday season, let's make it a point to cherish what's truly important in our lives: cookies.

How are pandemics like stomachs after a Christmas lunch?

It takes time to flatten the curve. 

What do you call an old snowman?

Water

What is the worst present to give someone in a pandemic?

A planner. 

What is the best present to give someone in a pandemic. 

A broken drum. You can't beat it. 

You're a gift in my life! And not the kind I'd return for store credit...

Knock knock! 
Who's there?
Interrupting Santa.
Inter-
ho ho ho merry Christmas! 

What goes"Oh Oh Oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

Have you heard Dean Martin's new Christmas carol?

It's called 'Baby It's Covid Outside'. 

Adults everywhere:

Is it just me, or does Santa look younger every year? 

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days!

 ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Lisa is the founder of Incredible Kids Activities. Working previously in designing activities that positively impact families within visitor centres and children's hospitals, her goal is to help kids to grow their aspirations. As part of Incredible Kids Activities she now gets to accomplish that every day. Lisa resides in sunny Perth, Australia with her family.